Happy Hour with The Dukes


Cool buddies host, raffle rewards winner with a sandwich.


“Gramaphone” by Uretha Franklin(I thought their name was Romper Farm.)

Grammas and their Records
“You love that vintage shit.”

Costume Party
“I love that smell, like someone who lived a life 50 years ago.”


Naked Pics Before Prom with Mom

Sleepy Celebration Interrupted By Lazy Intruder

“Happy Birthday, here’s twenty dollars, i’m gonna take a nap.”

“There’s an Intruder!”
“Do I have time to take a sleep?”

Gramma Ghost Needle Drops


“Sounds” by The Commune
Dr Bro and the Brofessional Brogram

“Are you a talent agent?”
“I work at the Pollo Loco and sometimes actors order chicken.”

Meatballs, Avocados, & British Accents


“Helpful” by The Dukes
“I’m just a reasonable ass guy on a shitty ass show!”
“Well said.” turns to audience, “And welcome back.”

“I know couch back when I see couch back. And that’s couch back.” said the over perceptive smoke break buddy.

“You got any real food?”
“Like M&M’s?”
“Like not made by M&Ms.”

Glacier Bacteria Power Bar Dance


“Brick” by Tiny Pizza
Just a scene about Trish, who just stopped by from Courts to make sure that Todd was performing his community service by building a brick wall for the Vietnam Vet who Todd hit with his car when he drove his car through the Vet’s house. Tod is hot for Melissa, the Vet’s over sexed daughter. But Tomboy Karen, who doesn’t have boobs yet, is in love with Todd. Melissa doesn’t have boobs either but says she “just moves slow to be sexy.” Todd’s friend, Joe likes to ask the angry Vet about Vietnam cause he wants to go there some day. Also Joe’s arms are ashy and goes inside with Melissa to get some lotion.

“Why do you have a boner Joe?” 

“You’ll see. When I finish building this wall, I’m leaving town-”
“You’re never leaving this town."

"Sit Normal Daughter!”
“No way!”


“Deodorant” by D'artagnan
 First Date on Speaker Phone. “Baptism”

Guys baseball shaped poo, complete with stitches, is headed to the hall of fame

“Thank you, owner of the Chicago Baseball Team.”
“Cubs.”
“Big fan.”

Cross Country Bus Ride With Theo Epstein

Bat Boy is Adorable Eating Fruit

Break Room Bedroom Breakdown of Boyfriends Girlfriends

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Audience'd Happy Hour with The Dukes at UCB Sunset Inner Sanctum 8pm Tuesdays 7.22.15